Nature had made him a butt, but had denied him insensibility.
I was about 9 or 10 when mom told me: "You'd better learn to wipe your butt better or do your own laundry.
If I can't do something as simple as going to a movie with you without having to factor in an hour of convincing you to get your lazy butt out of bed, I'd rather go alone.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
In the first 24 hours alone, scientists say a used cigarette butt will produce 14 percent of the nicotine that an actively burning cigarette would.
Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt.
I fell on my butt, but kept going faster and faster to what seemed the edge of the world (a 2,000 foot drop).
I fell on my butt, but kept going faster and faster to what seemed the edge of the world (a 2,000 foot drop).
Somehow that frog found his way into his flower pot to cool off on that hot day, and his flower pot, which initially was the butt of his classmates jokes, was now main attraction for the rest of the day.
He was the butt of many jokes, yet he taught me about the essence of a "real man": love and respect for women, honor, kindness and gentleness.
you have to tighten your butt, firm your abs, fit into those skinny jeans, and do it all in 3 weeks!
Unfortunately, leases can be full of legalese and tricky to read, often coming with ironclad provisions that can come back to bite you in the butt later if you don't understand what you're signing.
Than saying, I haven't felt thin since the seventh grade when one of my friends - you know seventh grade friends - whispered behind me in the hallway that I had the biggest butt in school.
Pencil skirts give off a powerful vibe like no other piece of clothing on this list - and they make your butt look amazing.
A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved.
'" "He worked his butt off to be a better person in general.
They may be the stereotypical butt of jokes.
They may be the stereotypical butt of jokes.
Whenever Boubou, Bamboo, Bill, Black, Bricole and Baco deposit a cigarette butt or other small piece of trash in a special receptacle, it dispenses a treat - rewarding the rooks for their efforts.
"I've seen him work his butt off these last few years.