My mom used to scare me with this one: "Put on clean underwear!
Want to wear the same pair of underwear for weeks at a time?
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
'A long time ago, a King became ill, and there was only one cure the underwear of a man who never knew both sadness and dissatisfaction.
Then, when you meet a very happy couple, ask them to cut a piece of their underwear.
