" "No, sir, you can bet he didn't, becuz he's the wartiest boy in this town; and he wouldn't have a wart on him if he'd knowed how to work spunk-water.
Customers who don't bring their own bags to the East West Market in Vancouver will instead have to carry their grocery home in bags reading "Wart Ointment Wholesale" or "Into the Weird Adult Video Emporium".
