131. What’s big, scary and has three wheels?

A monster on a tricycle.

132. Why don’t vampires¹ have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

133. What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie

134. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

135. What do you give a vampire² when he’s sick?

Coffin³ drops.

136. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.

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137. Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey—he’s already stuffed.

138. Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

139. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

140. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter g.