I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory (1932 - )

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

Irish Proverb

I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.

L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening¹, seldom sinful, and permanently² personal.

Lenore Hershey

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

Shirley Temple (1928 - )

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.

Thomas Tusser