Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging¹ about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass² the cat."

三只老鼠坐酒吧里吹着谁勇敢谁强悍。

头一只说：“我太厉害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠药！”

第二只说：“得了，我才厉害呢，有回我被捕鼠夹夹住了，我把夹子都咬碎了。”

紧跟着第三只老鼠站起身来说：“回见了哥们，我要回去逗猫玩了。”