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  • "I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves are on edge, we yell and scream at one another. The room is a hell.""Do you promise to do whatever I tell you?" said the Master gravely."I swear I shall do anything.""Very well. How many animals do you have?""A cow, a goat and six chickens.""Take them all into the room with you. Then come back after a week."The disciple1 was appalled2. But he had promised to obey! So he took the animals in. A week later he came back, a pitiable figure, moaning, "I'm a nervous wreck3. The dirt! The stench! The noise! We're all on the verge4 of madness!""Go back," said the Master, "and put the animals out."The man ran all the way home. And came back the following day, his eyes sparkling with joy. "How sweet life is! The animals are out. The home is a Paradise, so quiet and clean and roomy!

    "快帮帮我吧--否则我会发疯的.我们,(我),妻子,孩子还有外家的人挤在一个单间里.我们整天神经兮兮地大喊,尖叫'那房子就如同地狱一般'.(抱怨房子太小了).""你可以发誓按我所说的去做吗?"大师一本正经地说."我发誓:无论你叫我做什么,我都会做.""很好.你家里养有多少禽畜?""一头奶牛,一头山羊和六只鸡.""赶它们进房子和你们住.一周后再回来找我."这门徒惊呆了.但他发过誓要去做的!所以他赶了禽畜进房子.一周之后,他回去找大师,境况相当糟糕,他低声呻吟道"我的精神已经崩溃了.那个脏啊!那个臭啊!那个吵啊!我们简直就要发疯了!""回去吧," 大师说, "把禽畜都赶出房子."(听到大师这么说,)门徒飞跑回家了.第二天,他回来找大师.眼中产闪烁着喜悦的光芒.(他说:)"生活真是甜美啊!禽畜被赶走后,家就像天堂一样,如此的安宁,干净和宽敞!"

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    1 disciple [dɪˈsaɪpl] LPvzm   第9级
    n.信徒,门徒,追随者
    参考例句:
    • Your disciple failed to welcome you. 你的徒弟没能迎接你。
    • He was an ardent disciple of Gandhi. 他是甘地的忠实信徒。
    2 appalled [əˈpɔ:ld] ec524998aec3c30241ea748ac1e5dbba   第9级
    v.使惊骇,使充满恐惧( appall的过去式和过去分词)adj.惊骇的;丧胆的
    参考例句:
    • The brutality of the crime has appalled the public. 罪行之残暴使公众大为震惊。
    • They were appalled by the reports of the nuclear war. 他们被核战争的报道吓坏了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    3 wreck [rek] QMjzE   第7级
    n.失事,遇难;沉船;vt.(船等)失事,遇难
    参考例句:
    • Weather may have been a factor in the wreck. 天气可能是造成这次失事的原因之一。
    • No one can wreck the friendship between us. 没有人能够破坏我们之间的友谊。
    4 verge [vɜ:dʒ] gUtzQ   第7级
    n.边,边缘;vi.接近,濒临
    参考例句:
    • The country's economy is on the verge of collapse. 国家的经济已到了崩溃的边缘。
    • She was on the verge of bursting into tears. 她快要哭出来了。

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