The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.

'The second mother went on, My son is a bishop¹. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'

My son is a cardinal², continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence³.'

The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said, When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'

四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。我儿子是个牧师，第一个骄傲的母亲说，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师。

第二个母亲接着说，我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下。

我儿子是红衣主教，第三个母亲继续，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教。

第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：我儿子身高6尺10，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！