A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching¹ his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed², "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"

有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？”妈妈说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！”隔天他来到学校，老师问他：“你爸爸是谁？”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。老师再问一次：“你爸爸到底是谁？”那个小孩就说：“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子， 我一下子忘记他的名字了。”