A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland¹. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing². These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture³ when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do with your older goats in America?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "they send us on bus tours!"

美国老羊

一群美国人乘长途汽车在荷兰旅游。他们在一个奶酪场停下来。一位年轻的导游带他们参观了奶酪制作的全过程，解释说用的是羊奶。

她指给这群人一个美丽的山坡，山坡上许多羊在吃草。对这些，她解释说，是放逐草地的老羊，它们已不能再产奶。她然后问道：“在美国你们怎样处理老羊呢？”

一位活泼的老绅士回答说：“他们让我们乘车旅行！”