Dinner Table Gaffe¹ --- Bonny Hughes

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing²?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

餐桌失言---邦尼·休伊斯

一对夫妇邀来客人共进晚餐。就餐前，妻子转身对他们六岁的女儿说：“宝贝，来做餐前祷告，好吗？”

女儿答道：“我不知道讲什么。”

妻子道：“就讲你听妈咪讲过的。”

女儿点点头，说道：“主啊，我到底为什么请这些人来吃晚餐啊？”