Here, have some coffee on me.

来，我请你喝咖啡。

Iōll have some on you all right.

好吧，我要挂你的帐喝它个痛快。（多没人性呀！）

Our leader is more devious¹ than your leader.

我们头儿比你们的要棋高一筹。

B.S. our leader invented the word?

“胡说八道”这个词是咱们领导创造的吧？

The pen is mightier² than the sword.

笔利于剑。

Cad! Cur! Beast!

无赖！流氓！杂种！（可不要到处对人乱讲哟）

Omph!

唔！

Ahh!

啊哈！

Gee³, don't be mad, dear, red looks good on you.

喏，亲爱的，别生气呀。红颜色对于你再合适不过了。

Look what you did, squirt!

小子，你仔细看看你做的好事！

Cool it man，I'm sorry.

对不起，请您息怒。

Auck, don't hit me! I'm an innocent bystander.

啊呦，别整我，我只是个旁观者。

Snort! I didn't do anything wrong!

哼哼，我没做错什么事啊。

Out! 滚出去！

Iōm sorry, sir. I didn't mean it.

对不起，老兄，我并没有恶意。

Fool, you added this bill up wrong!

笨蛋，你把账单加多了！

So I made a mistake, big deal!

我真是错得离谱了。