Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台，说：“我想要买这种料子来做一条新裙子，多少钱？”

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk（假笑，傻笑） . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

“每码只需要一个吻。”男售货员说着，带着奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩说，“我要十码。”

With expectation and anticipation¹ written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly（故意使人烦恼地） held it out.

带着期待的表情，售货员很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一脸奸笑地送了过来。

The girl snapped up the package, pointed² to the old geezer（老家伙） standing³ beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill.

女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑着指向了一个站在她身边的老头：“爷爷给我付账。”