The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"

联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂？”

"Hello,is this FBI?"

“喂，是联邦调查局吗？…”

"Yes,What do you want?"

“是的，有何需要吗．？”

"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."

“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”

"This will be noted¹." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.

“我们会严加注意的。”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。

They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave .

他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。

The phone rings at Tom's house.

汤姆家的电话响了。

" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"

“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗？”

"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"

“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗？”

"Yeah,they did."

“有呀，他们劈了呀”

"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed²."

“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”