man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:

有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：

"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

“停！站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。

The man was astonished .

这名男子非常惊讶。

He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。

Once again the voice shouted；

那个声音再次叫说：

Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

“停！站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会死掉。”

The man did as he was instructed,

这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就照着做，

just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。

"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

这名男子问说：“你在哪里？你是谁？”

"I am your guardian¹ angle," the voice answered.

这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。…”

"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

这名男子问说：“喔，是吗？那我结婚的时候：你死到哪里去了？”