Don’t feel bad for the Academy Award nominees² who go home empty-handed on Oscar night; none of this year’s best actor/actress, supporting actor/actress and director contenders should be sore losers when they see the contents of their gift bags, valued at more than $125,000.

那些在奥斯卡颁奖典礼上被提名却没有获奖的明星，其实我们也不必为他们感到难过；本年度的最佳男女主角奖，最佳配角奖和最佳导演奖的被提名者当面对价值超过12万5千美元的奖品时，显然不会因为与奖项失之交臂而捶胸顿足。

In addition to the usual smorgasbord of luxury skincare products and high-end accessories associated with these annual goodie bags, this year’s giveaway includes a number of jaw-dropping highlights:

和往年一样，手袋中除了各种奢侈的护肤品和高端配饰以外，今年的手袋中还有更多令人唏嘘的重磅豪礼：

a three-night stay at a resort in Tuscany valued at $1,500;

一张价值1500美元的托斯卡纳三天三夜度假券；

a luxury train ride through the Canadian Rockies worth more than $14,500;

一次超值1万4千5百元的加拿大落基山脉豪华列车游览机会；

natural French Mediterranean³ sea salts worth $1,500;

一次价值1500美元的法国地中海旅行；

a custom silver necklace inscribed⁴ with the latitude⁵ and longitude⁶ coordinates⁷ of the Dolby Theater from Lat & Lo at $150;

一条来自Lat & Lo价值150美元刻有杜比实验室经纬度坐标的定制银项链；

a “glamping” trip valued at $12,500;

一次价值1万2千5百元的豪华野营；

a $800 gift certificate for a custom candy and dessert buffet⁸;

一张价值800美元的定制糖果和自助甜品店的经营资格证；

a $250 Haze⁹ vaporizer;

一台价值250美元的阿泽整流器；

a $250 Afterglow vibrator;

一台价值250美元的余辉按摩器；

a Wellness 360 gift pack worth $1,200;

一个价值1200美元的360健康礼袋；

a year’s worth of all-Audi A4 car rental¹⁰ from Silvercar valued at $20,000;

一张在Silvercar网站上可租任意款型奥迪车的价值1200美元的租车年卡；

a Reset¹¹ Yourself lifestyle makeover package worth more than $14,200;

一个超值1万4千2百美元的美妆大礼包；

and so much more.

礼品远远还不止这些。

The most highly valued item in this year’s bag, according to the press release from Distinctive¹² Assets, the bag’s creator, is a $20,000 gift certificate to have Enigma¹³ Life founder¹⁴ Olessia Kantor fly out to meet with each nominee¹ “to discuss their 2015 horoscope, analyze¹⁵ dreams and teach them mind control techniques.”

今年最具价值的礼袋奖品项目来自洛杉矶营销公司Distinctive Assets，他们提供的是由Enigma Life创始人Olessia Kantor与每一个未获奖提名者一对一的会面（20000美元），除了帮他们预测2015全年星座运势和解读梦境外，还将教他们控制意念的方法。

Who needs a little gold statue when you can learn mind control?

能学会控制意念，谁还会在意一个小金人呢？

To be clear, these gift bags are in no way endorsed¹⁶ by the Academy itself. In fact, in 2006, the Academy voted to end the distribution of gift bags after reaching an agreement with the IRS that stipulated¹⁷ recipients¹⁸ of the swag bags would have to pay taxes on them.

需要强调的是，这些礼品都不是由奥斯卡官方提供，事实上，从2006年起学院委员会已与美国国税局达成协议，礼品由第三方机构直接送到提名者家中，明星需要对礼品进行纳税。