A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions，but the student could not answer any of them. The teacher then decided¹ to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right. "What was Bunker Hill”she said.

老师问了一个学生很多问题，但是这个学生却一个问题也回答不出来。于是老师决定提问他一些简单的问题，好让他回答对几个。“邦克山是怎么回事?”她说。

The student thought for some time and then answered，"An airport?”

学生想了一会儿，然后回答:“是飞机场吧?”

“No，it was a battle.”the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States?”

“不对，它是一次战役的发生地。”老师说。此刻，她有些生气了，但是她竭力不表现出来，随后，她又问:“谁是美国的第一任总统?”

The student thought for a long time，but did not say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted."George Washington s”Thestudent got up and began to walk towards his seat.

学生想了很久，但还是回答不出来。老师气极了，大吼一声:“乔治·华盛顿i”这个学生站了起来，朝着自己的座位走去。

"Come backs”the teacher said，“I did not tell you to go.”

“回来!”老师说，“我还没有让你走。”

"Oh，I am sorry.”the student said，“I thought you called the next student.”

“噢，对不起，”学生说，“我以为你在口归一个学生。”