Lily: Serena you’ve been gone, doing who knows what with god knows who.

Serena你一直都不在这里，在鬼知道什么是哪儿的地方做鬼知道是什么的事儿.

Chuck: Any interest in fresh air?

想出去走走透透气吗？

Gossip: Game on.

游戏开始了。

Eric: No offense¹. Blair: None taken.

——没有冒犯的意思。

——我不介意。

Chuck: Move, plz.

请让一下。

Blair: Done and done.

成交！

成交还有其他的说法，比如单用“Deal”。

Blair：Nighty-night.

晚安。

Nate: You set me up.

你陷害了我。

Gossip girl: Some one pours that man a drink.

有人要使他难堪了。

Blair：Yes, it would be really nice if I was sailing on the may flower.

对，如果我是古代人（这样穿）就好看了。

Gossip：Be careful what you fish for.

对你调查的东西要小心噢。

Chuck：I was born loaded.

我是含着金汤匙出生的。

Nate’s mum: Not another word of this.

别说了。

Vanessa: Baby steps.

慢慢来嘛。

Blair: Next you cross me, I won’t be as forgiving.

下次你再背叛我，我就不会手软了。

Dan: I’m doomed².

我完蛋了。

Nate’s pa: I can hardly contain my joy.

我无法抑制自己的狂喜。

Blair: Guard my drink.

看着我的酒。

Gossip girl: Prohibition³ never stood a chance against exhibition.

“阻止”在“表现”面前是没有用的。

Nate: I’m not over you.

我忘不了你。

Father: You don’t say.

不用说这个。

Chuck: You wish.

你想得美。

Vanessa: C’mon, there’s nothin’ like a lil 80s hair metal to put a smile on your face after a day like this.

在经历了这样一天后，没有什么能比80年代的轻金属更让你开心的事儿了。

Serena: Good point.

说得好。

Jenny: As you were.

你们继续吧。

Gossip: The only thing I’m dishing is seconds.

我只会上炒冷饭这道菜。

Dan: Right of your way, pal⁴.

看路啊，伙计。

Blair: How could he just blow me off?

他怎么可以放我鸽子？

Eleanor: You had me worried sick.

你让我担心死了。

Serena: It was a last minute thing.

（他）也是刚决定的。

Serena: Then vite, vite!

那就快点吧！

Eleanor: What am I supposed to do then? Make a scene? Behave like a pathetic, scorned wife?

那我应该怎么做？大闹一场？或者扮得像怨妇一样？

Passer-by: Of course, the throng⁵ of children in mittens⁶ should have tipped me off.

噢，当然，那群戴着棒球手套的孩子应该可以告诉我。

Gossip: Looks like daddy’s lil’ girl isn’t sugar and spice and everything nice after all.

看来爸爸的乖女儿也不是那么地完美。

Chuck: She’s been crystal about that since we got back.

她对此表现得很明显。

Dan: Thank you, even if I did have to drag it out of yourself.

谢谢，虽然这是我逼你说出来的。

Blair: I can’t be held responsible for her mood swings.

她心情不好不关我的事。

Serena: Since you and your reputation don’t need me and my low-rent taste, you and Warldof name can weather the storm alone.

既然你和你的名声不需要我和我低下的品味，你和W的名声就独自面对（这一切，指B面对的危机）吧。

Blair: We met briefly⁷ on Thanksgiving.

我们在感恩节时见过一面。

Blair: She’s running herself ragged⁸.

她在努力。

Chuck: I’d say, let’s get the bitch.

我会说，那婊子死定了（让我们搞定/整死那婊子）。

Blair: Before you landed on my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

在你爬上我的床以前我们已经想到了一个好主意。

Dan：(It) doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.

这的确很难说出口。

Blair: Right on schedule.

不出所料噢。

Chuck: There won’t be a dry eye in the house, trust me.

在屋子的人都会哭得稀里哗啦的。

Dan: Feels like one of you is a fish out of water?

你们其中的一个感觉会很难受。