A man tried to get a job in a stage show."What can you dot”asked the producer.

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”导演问。

“Imitate birds，”the man said.

“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

"Are you kidding?”answered the producer,“People like that are a dime¹ a dozen.”

“你在开玩笑吧?”导演答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

"Well，I guess that’s right.”said the actor，as he spread his arms and flew away.

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。