Corporate¹ managers are always a good source of memorable² quotes. Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top:

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."

"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere³ with it."

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."

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公司的经理们总能说出一些让人过耳不忘的话。 这里是几个平常例子中的经典：

“明天开始，员工只能凭个人安全卡进入办公大楼。下周三会进行拍照，员工会在两周内拿到卡”。

“我需要的是一个单子，上面写着我们可能会遇到的具体的未知问题”。

“电邮不能用来传递信息或数据，只可用作公司业务之用”。

“这个项目是如此的重要，以致于我们不能让比它更重要的事情去干扰它的执行”。

“我们知道沟通是一个问题，但公司不会与员工讨论这个问题”。