Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his am.

故事发生在很多年以前的西部，有两位金发牛仔。一个叫杰夫，一个叫大卫。一天，他们两个人正在一个小酒馆里品尝烈性酒，这时一个男的走进了酒馆，腋下还夹了一个印第安人的头。

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards¹ burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children.” He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'II give him one thousand dollars.”

酒店老板一边摇手一边说:“我讨厌印第安人，上周那些可恶的家伙把我的谷仓烧为了平地，强暴了我的太太，杀死了我的孩子们，”他接着说:“如果谁能给我带来印度安人的头，我就给他1000美元。”

The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy².

这两个金发牛仔互相看了看，走出酒馆去寻找印弟安人了。他们走了一段时间，突然看到了一个。杰夫向那个印第安人扔了一块石头，正击中了他的脑袋。印第安人从马上摔了下来，掉到了70英尺深的峡谷里。他们两个人沿着峡谷跑了下去。大卫取出了刀子正准备取下战利品:印度安人的头。

Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave，take a look at this.” Dave replied, "Not now, I’m busy.”

突然，杰夫说:“大卫，快看那边。”大卫说:“现在不行，我正忙着呢。”

Jeff tugged³ him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this.”Dave said，“Look，you can see I’m busy. There’s a thousand dollars in my hand.” But Jeff was adamant⁴. "Please, Dave，take a look at this.”So Dave looked up and saw that standing⁵ at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians. Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh. . . my …God…we're going to be millionaires!”

杰夫拍着他的肩膀说:“我真的希望你能看一下那边。”大卫说:“你没看见我正在忙吗，我现在手里可是1000美元呢。”可是杰夫坚持说:“大卫，你一定要看看那边。”于是大卫抬起头来看，原来在峡谷的顶上有大约5000个印第安人。他摇着头说:“我的天啊，我们要成百万富翁了。”