Elephant sandwich

The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product.

"Have no."The traveller answers a way.

"Are you affirmative to have no?"

"Certainly."

"So you after death of is this ear's clipping² the elephant of bread slice up what is the row?"

"Sir, clip¹ in my sandwich is my own business what things and completely!"

大象三明治

海关官员拦住一位旅客，并问他是否带有应报关物品。

“没有。”旅客答道。

“您肯定没有么？”

“当然。”

“那么你身后的这头耳朵上夹着面包片的大象是怎么回事？”

“先生，我的三明治里夹什么东西完全是我自己的事！”