And You Think You've Got Problems

你认为你有问题吗？

"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist¹.

“乖乖，我真的有毛病了！”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。

"Go ahead and tell me about them "

“继续说，告诉我你的问题。”

"Well, to start with, I've got an estate² in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht. ."

“喔，是这样的，我在乡下有房地产，另外还有三辆奔驰和一艘豪华游艇。”

"So, what's the problem?"

"那问题在哪里呢？"

"I only make $ 100 a week!"

“我一星期只赚一百块美金！”