Whose Son Is the Greatest?

谁的儿子最了不起?

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。

"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room,people say, Hello, Monsignor."

“我的儿子是教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说，“他走进房间时，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’”

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop¹. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency."'

第二位母亲继续说:“我的儿子是主教。他进入房间时，人们都说，‘您好，大人。’”

"My son is a cardinal²." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Eminence³."'

“我的儿子是红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他一走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。’”

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!”’

第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高6英尺10英寸，体重300磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝!’”