Three Drunkards

三个醉汉

Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."

两个醉汉正在走着。其中一个对另一个说，“多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”另一个醉汉停下来，看着他喝醉的朋友说，“你错了，那不是月亮，是太阳。”

Both started arguing for a while when they come upon¹ another drunkard, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle² our argument³? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"

他俩开始争论起来，过厂一会儿，他们碰到了另一个醉汉，他们拦住他。“先生，您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?请告诉我们天上发光的是什么，是月亮还是人阳?”

The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

第三个醉汉看了看天空，然后看了看他们，说，“对下起.我不住这儿。”