Chandler is justifying¹ why he broke up with his girlfriend.

钱德勒在向好友们说明自己和女友分手的原因是合理的.

Monica: So how is Janice?

莫尼卡:珍妮丝还好吗？

Chandler:Broke up with her. Oh, why?

钱德勒:分手了哦，为什么?

Rose: Don't tell me because of the big nostril² thing.

罗斯:别告诉我是因为她鼻孔大。

Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.

钱德勒:太大了。她一打喷嚏，蝙蝠都要飞出来。

Rachel: Come on. They were not that huge.

雷切尔:少来了，绝没那么大。

Chandler: I'm telling you. She leaned back, I could see her brain.

钱德勒:告诉你们，她往后仰，我都能看到她的大脑。