1. I am more than positive I'll die alone.

我几乎可以确信我要孤独终老了。

2. Wait, I can't tell if he's flirting¹ or just being friendly.

哎？他这是对我有好感么，还是只是表示友好而已。

3. Should I text my ex?

要不要给前任发个短信？

4. If need be, I'll marry myself.

要是可能的话，我想跟自己结婚。

5. I don't need a man! I am an independent woman!

我不需要男人！我是独立的女性！

6. Being single is better!

单身更好！

7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!

要不要注册个相亲网站？谁知道呢——也许就找到了！

8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?

为什么他俩能在一起，而我就是一个人？

9. SRSLY, what's wrong with me?

讲真，我是不是有什么问题？

10. I'm just waiting for Prince Charming².

我在等我的白马王子。

11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.

我上次接吻是什么时候？我觉得我都忘了怎么接吻了。

12. Netflix always makes my day better.

每天看会儿网剧能让我感觉好点。