Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.

医生:”请张开嘴，女士。”

Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.

女士:“非常感谢您，医生。”

Doctor: Why do you thank me?

医生:“为什么要感谢我呢?”

Lady: Because my husband¹ always asked me to shut² up.

女士:“因为我的丈夫总是叫我把嘴闭上。”