An Army brat¹ was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval² kid spoke³: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。

“我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么？”

“知道，”海军说

“我爸建的。”

年轻的海军说：“那你知道死海么？”

“知道。”

“那可是我爸弄死的”