Confessions1 of a Humorist (O·Henry)
There was a painless stage of incubation that lasted twenty-five years, and then it broke out on me, and people said I was It.
But they called it humor instead of measles2.
The employees in the store bought a silver inkstand for the senior partner on his fiftieth birthday. We crowded into his private office to present it. I had been selected for spokesman, and I made a little speech that I had been preparing for a week.
It made a hit. It was full of puns and epigrams and funny twists that brought down the house--which was a very solid one in the wholesale3 hardware line. Old Marlowe himself actually grinned, and the employees took their cue and roared.
My reputation as a humorist dates from half-past nine o'clock on that morning. For weeks afterward5 my fellow clerks fanned the flame of my self-esteem. One by one they came to me, saying what an awfully6 clever speech that was, old man, and carefully explained to me the point of each one of my jokes.
Gradually I found that I was expected to keep it up. Others might speak sanely7 on business matters and the day's topics, but from me something gamesome and airy was required.
I was expected to crack jokes about the crockery and lighten up the granite8 ware4 with persiflage9. I was second bookkeeper, and if I failed to show up a balance sheet without something comic about the footings or could find no cause for laughter in an invoice10 of plows11, the other clerks were disappointed. By degrees my fame spread, and I became a local "character." Our town was small enough to make this possible. The daily newspaper quoted me. At social gatherings12 I was indispensable.
I believe I did possess considerable wit and a facility for quick and spontaneous repartee13. This gift I cultivated and improved by practice. And the nature of it was kindly14 and genial15, not running to sarcasm16 or offending others. People began to smile when they saw me coming, and by the time we had met I generally had the word ready to broaden the smile into a laugh.
1 confessions [kən'feʃnz] 第10级 | |
n.承认( confession的名词复数 );自首;声明;(向神父的)忏悔 | |
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2 measles [ˈmi:zlz] 第9级 | |
n.麻疹,风疹,包虫病,痧子 | |
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3 wholesale [ˈhəʊlseɪl] 第8级 | |
n.批发;adv.以批发方式;vt.批发,成批出售 | |
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4 ware [weə(r)] 第9级 | |
n.(常用复数)商品,货物 | |
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ad.神志清楚地 | |
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8 granite [ˈgrænɪt] 第9级 | |
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9 persiflage [ˈpɜ:sɪflɑ:ʒ] 第12级 | |
n.戏弄;挖苦 | |
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10 invoice [ˈɪnvɔɪs] 第9级 | |
vt.开发票;n.发票,装货清单 | |
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11 plows [plauz] 第9级 | |
n.犁( plow的名词复数 );犁型铲雪机v.耕( plow的第三人称单数 );犁耕;费力穿过 | |
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聚集( gathering的名词复数 ); 收集; 采集; 搜集 | |
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13 repartee [ˌrepɑ:ˈti:] 第11级 | |
n.机敏的应答 | |
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14 kindly [ˈkaɪndli] 第8级 | |
adj.和蔼的,温和的,爽快的;adv.温和地,亲切地 | |
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