Clear jeans, jeans that expose your bum¹, the world’s bluest jeans - strange innovations in the world of denim² just keep coming.

透明牛仔裤、露臀牛仔裤，还有世界上最蓝的牛仔裤，牛仔世界里的各种创新络绎不绝。

And the latest trend? Jeans which turn into shorts.

那么最新潮流是什么呢？且看秒变短裤的牛仔裤。

We’ve all been there - it’s a chilly³ morning so you pop on a pair of jeans. But then, that afternoon, the heat comes out of nowhere. You’re suddenly sweltering and all you wish is that your blasted jeans could transform into shorts.

我们都有过这种经历——早晨气温低，所以你穿了条牛仔裤。但到了下午，天气就突然一下变热了。你一瞬间汗流不止，这时你多么希望牛仔裤能变成短裤。

Well dream no more.

你将美梦成真。

Detachable jeans that turn into shorts are now a thing - but they’ll set you back £346.

那种可拆成短裤的牛仔裤已经变为现实，不过价格可能会让你退缩，一条这样的牛仔裤要346英镑（约合3090元人民币）。

Created by Opening Ceremony and the Y/Project, the jeans can be unbuttoned to become super-short shorts - so short they’ll reveal your under-butt - in an instant.

这条牛仔裤由开幕式服饰商店和Y/项目联袂推出，解开扣子秒变超短裤——短到会露出一点臀部。

They’re practically hot-pants.

短裤完全就是热裤的式样。

The jeans come in two shades - acid-wash and black - and are described as “a straight-leg silhouette⁴ with slim-fitting, detachable shorts that feature high-rise cutouts along the front.”

这款牛仔裤有酸洗浅色和黑色两种颜色，产品描述是“可拆卸成短裤的高位镂刻直筒修身长裤。”

Unsurprisingly, not everyone is a fan of the jeans though:

毫无疑问，并不是所有人都喜欢这款牛仔裤：

What the hell is this monstrosity?!!

这个丑八怪是什么鬼？

— Ezenwanyi (@Ms_Vivianne) 2017年5月17日

When you see an outfit⁵ and think 'that looks like it could give you thrush...'

看到这条裤子，就觉得穿上它可能会得鹅口疮……

— lynne mccrossan (@lynnemccrossan) 2017年5月18日

What’s more, in all the images of the jeans, the model is standing⁶ - how would they look and feel if you sat down?

另外，所有这些牛仔裤的图片中，模特都是站立的，那么坐下来会是什么样子呢？

These are on fleek. Especially when you take the legs off and you have denim adult nappies.

这款牛仔裤看起来很蠢。特别是当你把长裤摘掉的时候，那样好像穿的是成人牛仔尿不湿一样。

— Elaine (@eelstweeters) 2017年5月17日

I'm here for these jeans.

我就是来看看这个裤子的。

— Tony, from the Bronx (@_r_aisa) 2017年5月18日

Whether the trend will catch on remains⁷ to be seen.

这款牛仔裤是否会流行起来，依然有待观察。