A blonde went into a pizza parlor¹.

一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，

When she said that she 'd like a medium pizza.

她说想要一个中比萨，

The clerk asked her how many pieces she 'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.

店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。

" Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde." I do not think I could ever eat twelve.

“噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。”女郎说，“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。”