Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. They're talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "You know what? I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench1 under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Brian, surprised by the candor2 of his friends, decides to come forth3 with his marital4 concerns: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him, or course, with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
1 wrench [rentʃ] 第7级 | |
vt.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;vi. 扭伤;猛扭;猛绞;n.扳手;痛苦,难受,扭伤 | |
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2 candor ['kændə] 第10级 | |
n.坦白,率真 | |
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