Unicycle, unicycle,

radiant and round.

Spying you, you spoke¹ to me

without a single sound.

Unicycle, unicycle,

beautiful and kind,

like the petals² on a flower

wheeling through my mind.

Unicycle, unicycle,

you're my one desire.

Losing you would break my heart.

Of you I'll never tire.

Unicycle, unicycle

always by my side.

That's, of course, because you are

impossible to ride.