我的理想》(作者：某四年级小学生，男，父母在菜市场贩鸡)

我的理想是做一坨鸡屎，一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。

我首先要去臭死我的同学XXX，因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还，上课还拿我的本子乱划。

我还要臭死我的班主任，她每次找我谈话都是收钱，收这么多的钱，我要臭死她。

我还要臭死数学老师，这个学期我每次考试都不及格，其实我能及格的，但是他不让我抄。

我还要臭死校长，为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话，我们要在下面淋雨。

最后我要臭死自己，我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢，我不要坐牢，我把自己也臭死。

"My ideal" (Author : A fourth-grade students, male, Parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, I do Yituo droppings, Yituo big smelly droppings. I go to my classmates Chousi XXX, because he owes me the money has not also gave. I also take classes in the book is zoned¹ chaos². I also Xiusi my class, I find her remarks are each collect so much money, I would like to Chousi her. I also Xiusi math teacher this semester Every time I passed the examination is not, in fact, I can pass. But he will not let me copy. I also Xiusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony Monday speech, we should be below drenched³. Finally, I would like to Chousi myself, I Xiusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, I will not go to jail. I also Chousi.