People like to talk a big game about what they would do if they ever met a celebrity¹, but what happens when the moment actually arrives?One Web user asked people "What is the stupidest thing you've said to a celebrity?" and the answers she received proved that keeping your cool is way easier said than done.

如果你遇到明星，你会怎么做？人们喜欢对此夸夸其谈，可是，这一刻正的来临的时候，他们又是怎么做的呢？一个社交网用户发布了一个问题，即“你对明星说过的最蠢的话是什么？”网友们的回复证明，想要在名人面前保持矜持和淡定，果然是一件说起来容易做起来难的事情！

To get the ball rolling Marshall shared her own humiliating encounter with one of the queens of pop. “I once told [Lady] Gaga she looked like MARY Antoinette. I meant Marie,” she said, even adding video evidence of the memory. Well apparently² word vomiting³ in front of stars is a common phenomenon⁴ and the thread soon went viral with people sharing fan freak-outs with famous faces from Taylor Swift to former President Barack Obama. Scroll⁵ down below to read some of these hilarious⁶ OMG moments and don't forget to upvote your favs.

为了抛砖引玉，她在网上分享了自己遇到明星的糗事。那次她见到了流行女王，Lady Gaga,她称对方看起来像绝代艳后，可是发音却错了。她甚至把当时的视频都晒到了网上。看起来，遇到明星的时候，人们往往会慌不择言，网友们踊跃互动，人们纷纷晒出自己的段子，他们遇到的明星从Taylor Swift到美国前总统奥巴马，他们惊慌失措，洋相百出。往下翻翻，看看这些令人五体投地的经典段子，别忘了给你最喜欢的一则投上一票。

You may have seen celebrities⁷ from a distance but one web user wanted to know about the times' people had actually come face to face with these icons⁸

也许你远远的见过明星，可是社交网上的网友们想要知道的是，当你面对面的与这些偶像交流时，你的样子。

1.I bumped into Michael Keaton and loudly gasped⁹” OMG BATMAN”

我撞见了Michael Keaton，我大吃一惊，随即大呼，“哦天呐，蝙蝠侠！”

2.Matt Damon asked if I was OK as I struggled to put my suitcase in the overhead compartment( he and his whole family were seated around me) I said “I ‘m just trying hard not to accidentally hit one of your kids in the face”

有一次在飞机上，马特·达蒙和他的全家人都坐在我周围。我正费劲儿的想把行李箱塞进头顶的行李架，马特·达蒙问我是否需要帮助。我回答说，“我正想办法解决这个问题，不然一不小心，很可能会把你的哪个孩子的脸猛砸一下。

3.When I shook Obama’s hand I panicked and all I said was “thanks Obama”

有次我跟奥巴马握了个手，我只说了一句话，“谢谢，奥巴马”。

4.When I met Brendon Urie I tripped over my words and said “you’re the reason I’m a lesbian” instead of“you’re the reason I came out”

有一次我遇到了布伦登·尤里，我一阵慌乱，语无伦次，对他说，“就是因为你，我才成为女同”。其实我想说的是，“就是因为你，我才出柜。”

5.Walked into an Imagine Dragons m&g with no idea what to say and I was like “will you all be my dads” and Dan Reynolds just goes “daughter!”

参加谜幻乐团的M&G，完全不知道该说什么，居然冒出一句，“你们愿意做我的爸爸吗？” Dan Reynolds马上蹦出一句，“闺女耶！”

6.Me yelling at a security guard at an Imagine Dragons concert (front row) “can I have some bloody¹⁰ water” and Dan Reynolds heard me, “you want some water, okay!” Walked back grabbed a bottle, my friend and I wrestled¹¹ for it so he went to get a second bottle. Loved it but mortified¹² .

在谜幻乐队的演唱会上，我对保安喊道，“能给我一瓶水吗？” Dan Reynolds听到了我的声音，说道，“你想要瓶水？没问题！”他走回去，拿来一瓶水给我。我和朋友为了这瓶水抢了起来，于是他又去拿来了一瓶水。我备受感动，同时也觉得很羞耻。

7.I interned¹³ at a studio once and they sat me at the desk and told me don’t let ANYBODY in w/o signing in. So Montell Jordan walks in , nods, and tries to walk by. I told him he had to sign in, he said he never had to before and I said “Well Mr. Jordan, This is how we do it” He was unamused.

曾经我在一个演播室实习，他们让我坐在登记处的桌子前，告诉我，别让任何人进去，除非他登记。这时Montell Jordan走了过来，他对我点点头，想要走进去。我对他说，他必须登记。他说，过去他从没登记过。我说，“好吧，Jordan先生，我们这里的规矩就是这样的。”他看起来并不太高兴。

8. Once was sitting beside Maggie Smith in an airport lounge and asked her if she wanted my autograph. I’m nobody. Damn nerves.

有一次，在机场的候机室里，我就坐在Maggie Smith旁边，我问她想不想要我的签名。我可是个无名之辈。心慌口快，该死！

9. I told Daniel Radcliffe he was a wizard and he looked at me disappointedly.

我对丹尼尔·拉德克里夫（哈利波特）说，他是个巫师。他一脸伤心的看着我。

10. I met Elijah Wood (Frodo from Lord of the rings) with my brother and I went on about how much I love them, etc, and he looked to my brother and he said, “I can’t lie, I haven’t seen any of the movies in full” and Elijah Wood said “Yeah, they’re kinda long”

我和哥哥一起遇见了Elijah Wood（就是《魔戒》里的Frodo），我不停的说自己有多喜欢这个系列的电影。Elijah Wood看向我的哥哥，我的哥哥说，“我不想撒谎，这个系列的电影我一部都没有看完。” Elijah Wood说，“嗯，也是，这些电影都太长了！”

11. Nick Jonas reached out to shake my hand and I stared at his hand like this.

Nick Jonas从人群中把手伸过来，想跟我握手，我就这样看着他的手。

12.One time I told Ed Sheeran he smelt¹⁴ expensive.

有一次我告诉黄老板，他身上的气味闻起来很壕……