生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～

1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer! （问：为什么字母T像一座岛？答：岛不就在水当中嘛，水=water，T就在water这个单词当中呀）

2.How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters! （问：英语字母表有多少个字母？答：18个！答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛，人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母，所以3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet，加起来就18个啦）

3.Why did the boy bury his mobile¹ phone? Because the batteries were dead. （问：为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了？答：因为他的手机死了（没电了）。英语里说电池没电=dead battery）

4.Which month has 28 days? All of them! （问：哪个月有28天？答：每个月。你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀）

5.There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. （问：树上有5只鸟，猎人枪杀了2只，还剩几只啊？答一只也不剩的童鞋肯定听过这个吧，但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛，因为ta俩飞不走了）

英语幽默笑话

6.I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar²! 问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种？答：骗子！

7.What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters? The Post Office! 问：什么东东以P开头，以E结束，含有上百万个letters？答：Post Office！哈哈，你是不是去猜最长的单词了？其实吧，letter除了有字母的意思，还有信件的意思啊

8.What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters! 问：英语里最长的单词是？答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢！1 mile=1英里1.6公里。

9.Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days? Because they are not weekdays! 问：为啥周六和周日是strong days？答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays！别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊

10.My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do? My father steals, and my mother irons.

问：我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的？答：我爸是偷东西的，我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀，运用到了谐音和一词多义，steel（钢铁）和steal（偷窃）同音，iron既有铁的意思又有熨烫的意思。