幽默笑话:为什么

A cemetery¹ grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave, sobbing² loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面．他悲痛地说：

"Why did you have to die? Oh, why? Why? Why? "He lamented³.

"你为什么一定要死？哦，为什么？为什么？为什么？”他悲痛不已

"A loved one's passing is a terrible loss. “The grounds keeper offered in consolation⁴, "but someday, the pain will pass."

墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”

"Love one?" the weeping man said looking up.

这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人？

" I didn't even know the guy."

我根本不认识这个人。…

"Then why all the tears? "

"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢？…"

"He was my wife's first husband!"

"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀！”