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幽默笑话:寻找中国犹太人
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  • Finding a Chinese Jew

    Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

    "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

    "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

    "Are you sure?" Al asked.

    "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered1 everywhere."

    When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

    "Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

    "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

    "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperatedly. "We have Orange Jews, Prune2 Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

    exasperatedly: adv.愤怒地,恼火地

    prune: n.西梅,梅干

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    1 scattered ['skætəd] 7jgzKF   第7级
    adj.分散的,稀疏的;散步的;疏疏落落的
    参考例句:
    • Gathering up his scattered papers,he pushed them into his case.他把散乱的文件收拾起来,塞进文件夹里。
    2 prune [pru:n] k0Kzf   第10级
    n.酶干;vt.修剪,砍掉,削减;vi.删除
    参考例句:
    • Will you prune away the unnecessary adjectives in the passage? 把这段文字中不必要的形容词删去好吗?
    • It is our job to prune the side branches of these trees. 我们的工作就是修剪这些树的侧枝。

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