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  • What is the most faithful insect?

    A flea1, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

    What insect runs away from everything?

    A flee!

    What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

    One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

    What to you call a Russian flea?

    A Moscow-ito!

    Two fleas2 where running across the top of a cereal packet?

    "Why are we running so fast?

    " said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?

    A space invader3!

    What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

    Bugs4 Bunny!

    How do you start an insect race?

    One, two, flea - go!

    How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

    Start from scratch!

    What is a flea's favorite book?

    The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy5!

    prairie:n.(尤指北美的)大草原,大牧场

    cereal:n.谷类植物,谷物,粮食

    packet:n.小包,信息包,邮船

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     单词标签: flea  fleas  invader  bugs  galaxy 


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    1 flea [fli:] dgSz3   第10级
    n.跳蚤
    参考例句:
    • I'll put a flea in his ear if he bothers me once more. 如果他再来打扰的话,我就要对他不客气了。
    • Hunter has an interest in prowling around a flea market. 亨特对逛跳蚤市场很感兴趣。
    2 fleas [fli:z] dac6b8c15c1e78d1bf73d8963e2e82d0   第10级
    n.跳蚤( flea的名词复数 );爱财如命;没好气地(拒绝某人的要求)
    参考例句:
    • The dog has fleas. 这条狗有跳蚤。
    • Nothing must be done hastily but killing of fleas. 除非要捉跳蚤,做事不可匆忙。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    3 invader [ɪnˈveɪdə(r)] RqzzMm   第8级
    n.侵略者,侵犯者,入侵者
    参考例句:
    • They suffered a lot under the invader's heel. 在侵略者的铁蹄下,他们受尽了奴役。
    • A country must have the will to repel any invader. 一个国家得有决心击退任何入侵者。
    4 bugs [bʌgz] e3255bae220613022d67e26d2e4fa689   第7级
    adj.疯狂的,发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 );病菌;虫子;[计算机](制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的)错误
    参考例句:
    • All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞,都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    • The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》
    5 galaxy [ˈgæləksi] OhoxB   第7级
    n.星系;银河系;一群(杰出或著名的人物)
    参考例句:
    • The earth is one of the planets in the Galaxy. 地球是银河系中的星球之一。
    • The company has a galaxy of talent. 该公司拥有一批优秀的人才。

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