幽默笑话：会讲话的汪星人

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued¹, he walks in.

"So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog.

"I’ve led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche² victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement³ home."

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?"

The owner says, "Because he’s a liar⁴! He never did any of that!"