A boy says to her mother, "Is God black or white?" The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey." The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?" The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight. The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?" 一个男孩问妈妈： 那上帝是黑人还是白人？ 妈妈答到： 上帝既是黑人也是白人。 男孩感到很好奇： 上帝是喜欢男人还是女人？ 妈妈有点担心的回答：上帝既喜欢男人也喜欢女人。 男孩想了一下，突然脸上露出得意的神色， 上帝是迈克尔杰克逊吗？