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幽默笑话:银行信贷员的困惑
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  • A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

    一个商人走进旧金山一家银行里咨询信贷人员。他要去欧洲出差想借用5000美元。信贷员告诉他,如果要做这种贷款需要抵押一些东西才可以。

    So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral1 for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    于是这个商人把停在银行门口的劳斯莱斯车钥匙交给了他们。通过审核后,银行同意了这笔信贷业务。一个工作人员将这辆车开入银行的地下车库并且停好。

    Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    两个礼拜过去后,这个商人回来了,返还了5000美元,并且支付了利息15.41美元。

    The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    信贷员说:“很高兴能够同您顺利完成这笔交易,但是我们还是有一点小小的困惑。在您离开的这段时间,我们核实到您是一个千万富翁。那么您为何会为了这区区5000美金而劳心费神呢?”

    The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $15 bucks2?"

    这商人答复说:“在旧金山,难道还有其他地方可以寄存我的车而仅仅需要15美元吗?”

     8级    幽默笑话 
     单词标签: collateral  bucks 


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    1 collateral [kəˈlætərəl] wqhzH   第8级
    adj.平行的;旁系的;n.担保品
    参考例句:
    • Many people use personal assets as collateral for small business loans. 很多人把个人财产用作小额商业贷款的抵押品。
    • Most people here cannot borrow from banks because they lack collateral. 由于拿不出东西作为抵押,这里大部分人无法从银行贷款。
    2 bucks [bʌks] a391832ce78ebbcfc3ed483cc6d17634   第8级
    n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
    参考例句:
    • They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
    • They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

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