Once god came up to me and granted¹ me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".

然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”