Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。”

“好，你做得对。”妈妈说。

“但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”