Wife:You tell a man something¹,and then it will go in one ear and come out of the other.

老婆：你对男人说一件事，它会从一只耳朵进另一只耳朵出。

Husband:You tell a woman² something and then it will go in both³ ears and come out of the mouth⁴.

老公：你对女人说一件事，它会从两只耳朵进从嘴里出。