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幽默笑话:赌博
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  • “ I want you to help me stop my son gambling1. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”

    “ 我想你帮我制止我儿子赌博。 ” 一位焦急的父亲对儿子的校长说。 “ 我不知道他从哪儿学来的,总是赌 , 赌 , 赌。 ”

    “ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.

    “ 交给我吧! ” 校长说。

    A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.

    一周后,他打电话给男孩的父亲。 “ 我想我已使他改邪归正。 ” 他说。

    “ How? ”

    “ 怎么办到的? ”

    “ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”

    “ 噢,他看着我的胡子,然后说: ' 我打赌那是假胡子。 ' ' 赌多少钱? ' 我问,他说 5 美元。 ”

    “ What happened ? ” asked the father.

    “ 后来怎样? ” 父亲问道。

    “ Well he tugged2 my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”

    “ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后,知道那是货真价实的,我就要他给我 5 美元。我敢肯定我给了他一个教训。 ”

    “ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”

    “ 不行,那没用。 ” 父亲说。 “ 星期一他和我赌了 10 美元,说周末他可以让你允许他拔你的胡子! ”

     10级    幽默笑话 
     单词标签: gambling  tugged 


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    1 gambling [ˈgæmblɪŋ] ch4xH   第7级
    n.赌博;投机
    参考例句:
    • They have won a lot of money through gambling. 他们赌博赢了很多钱。
    • The men have been gambling away all night. 那些人赌了整整一夜。
    2 tugged [tʌɡd] 8a37eb349f3c6615c56706726966d38e   第7级
    v.用力拉,使劲拉,猛扯( tug的过去式和过去分词 )
    参考例句:
    • She tugged at his sleeve to get his attention. 她拽了拽他的袖子引起他的注意。
    • A wry smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. 他的嘴角带一丝苦笑。 来自《简明英汉词典》

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