Thermometer or Pen

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"钢笔还是温度计

一位大夫正在忙着看病。耳朵上夹着一个直肠温度计，大夫走进了医生办公室以便讨论当天的活动。这时，一个同事问他为什么把温度计夹在耳朵上。这医生急忙抓住温度计，看了看说，“见鬼，我把钢笔插入病人的肛门里了。”