1.Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

女人需要哭泣，并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

2.Womene specially¹ love a bargain.

女人特别喜欢便宜货。

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world wherethey feel like they're actually in control.

女人喜欢购物，她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

4.Women will always ask questions that have no centeranswers,in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题，她们想使你有犯罪感。

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates² them and they feel aneed to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安，她们需要用交谈打破沉默，即使她们没什么可说的。

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than theyare.

女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

7.Women hate bugs³. Even the strong -willed ones need a manaround when there's a spider or a wasp⁴ involved.

女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时，即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can't keep secrets.

女人不能保守秘密。

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It givesthem a chance to gossip⁵.

女人经常结伴去公共卫生间，这是她们闲谈的好机会。

10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matterwhat she's doing.

女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响，不论正在做什么，她都会去接电话。

11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understandthat they wouldn't need toys if women had an″onoff″switch.

女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为，如果女人有开关，他们就不再需要玩具了。

12.Women think all beer is the same.

女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After awoman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical⁶ rainforest.

通常，女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后，浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seekentertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seekentertainment that reminds them of how horrible things couldbe.

女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐，女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five daysworth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes ona seven-day trip she'll pack 21 out fits because she doesn't knowwhat she'll feel like wearing each day.

如果一个男人要出门7天，他会带够5天穿的衣服，并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天，她会带够21天穿的衣服，因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。

16.Women brush their hair before bed.

女人在睡觉前梳头。