1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

2. Staple¹ your reports in the wrong corner

用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics

在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具